42 RULES OF ABSURDITY:

1. There are no rules
2. Therefore, you will have to make your own
3. But
4. Even when you do
5. They will have to be undone
6. And when you do something once
7. It can never be done twice
8. In the same way
9. It was once done
10. Or undone
11. Absurdity
12. Is not a standard
13. And you won't receive a degree
14. To be measured
15. By anyone elses standard 
16. Of absurdity
17. My absurdity
18. Ritual
19. Usually begins 
20. With 50 ton bricks 
21. Weighting me to my bed
22. Dazed
23. Blah
24. But blah ferocious
25. Maybe I'll start singing
26. Or take off all my clothes
27. Or put on all my clothes
28. Or say something controversial
29. Out loud
30. Or peel things off my walls 
31. Or spill ink on my sheets 
32. Or pretend that I am still 5
33. Or 95
34. And that I don't really care
35. Anymore
36. About anyone else
37. Making me
38. More
39. Or
40. Less
41. Absurd
42. Ity